Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Bold black retro display text

Bold black retro display text reads "SAN MARINO" at the top with a slightly distressed texture

Printing "moist" over a Thanksgiving turkey is the most efficient way to split a dinner table into people who think about gravy and people who can't make eye contact anymore

Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms

containing "TALL FAT" in blue bubble-style lettering

A row of alternating red and blue five-pointed stars spans the center

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Bold black retro display textRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY